Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened?
A birthday wish, do you truly deserve? For next year, you might have to reserve. Send these hilarious birthday wishes to your friends and family and inject some happiness in their lives.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar… Yung No Mo.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that those who have the most live the longest.
You're not getting older, you're just getting closer to death.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
An old fart is as good as a new one….