It sure was easier remembering your age when you were 29 every year.
It's better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
You’re another year older and another year wiser So put your brain to work And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!
It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!
It’s your birthday, and I must say, you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
May your wishes come true and your spouse not find out.