Funny Birthday Lyrics

Congratulations for turning forty. The average life expectancy is about 80 years so you have lived half of your life already. How does it feel? Happy birthday.

Do you have any regrets in your life? Forty is when you should start enjoying your life to the fullest so when time machines are invented in the future, you can proudly say ‘I don’t want to go back in time because I have no regrets and I am happy with the life I have had’ Happy 40th birthday.

I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.

Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!

Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.

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